Dizzy from drugs' side effects

"I kind of miss seeing Dorothy Hamill glide across the surface of those Vioxx commercials on her silver blades. The Olympic gold medalist reminded me of the old joke about the man who asks his surgeon if he'll be able to play the piano after the operation. When the doctor says yes, the man says, 'That's funny, I couldn't play it before.'" [IndyStar.com - Opinion]